Sorry if emoticons are taboo in translations. The part with Tewi amused me greatly. I could not resist.

They not taboo at all here at danbooru

Tewi worth way more than 500$ you stupid sinsack !

I bet Tewi knows he has more money, too.

A disagreement as trivial as who gets the last cake, devolving into a total slug-fest.

Only with Imizu can something so mundane spiral out of control, on a scale that's ridiculous even by Gensokyo's standards.