Oh god that first panel has me in stitches. This crossover is hilarious.

Next week, on Yuru Yuri × Fate/Zero: Sakurako summons Don Quixote de la Mancha as Saber, and Himawari summons Joel McHale as Archer (they'll spend the War shooting snarky one-liners at everyone else).

Sahaquiel said:
Next week, on Yuru Yuri × Fate/Zero: Sakurako summons Don Quixote de la Mancha as Saber, and Himawari summons Joel McHale as Archer (they'll spend the War shooting snarky one-liners at everyone else).

Quick question. Would Don Quixote have bad stats or would his dilusions actually so damn strong that he gets great stats?

FangPanzer said:
Quick question. Would Don Quixote have bad stats or would his dilusions actually so damn strong that he gets great stats?

His natural stats are absolutely miserable. Downright pathetic.
He's an unremarkable fifty-year-old man, after all.

His Noble Phantasm, "Tilting at Windmills: Metatheatre de El Ingenioso Hidalgo," passively boosts all of his stats to A+ when he or his Master are put in harm's way.
(In particularly spectacular confrontations, his characteristic awareness of his own exploits as narrative can appropriately edge his stats into EX.)

It naturally deactivates once the threat passes, but can be forced into deactivating by confronting him with his true identity as humble, sophisticated Alonso Quixano.

In other words, knowledge of his true identity is all that's necessary to bring down this impossibly peerless knight errant.
His fatal weakness is the reality within fiction; his strength, after all, is a fiction within that reality.

You have to remember that a servants stats are also related to how well known their history is.

So Don Quixote might not be naturally that strong, but his Heroic servant version would be fairly powerful, more so as a Saber who generally have C+ to B+ average stats to even qualify.