DEAD PARROT

I bought it just so I could see how much prettier you are than the bunnies.

That excuse might work with Girlfriends... but it doesn't work with Wives. For some reason, they just know. That's why all paper copies must be eliminated and all history must be deleted.

Mamizou said:
I bought it just so I could see how much prettier you are than the bunnies.

I dont think that would help...

Ah, I see you've found found one of the decoy stashes I use to keep snoops away from things I really want to keep hidden.

Alanis, killed by a vampire named Flandre

...I'm looking to see if they have any positions that we can try tonight?

"Babe, I can explain.. That belongs to my buddy (name) when we went to the Reitaisai. He asked me to carry it for him.. Babe, listen to me.. Flan, no plea--!"

That'll be my last word, I think.

BlueFox said:
That excuse might work with Girlfriends... but it doesn't work with Wives. For some reason, they just know. That's why all paper copies must be eliminated and all history must be deleted.

Yeah, so that's why you got to delete messages, photos, even phone number entries in your phone (as she will check your phone in the name of "Lemme play the games in your phone") if she is your wife in real world.

But this guy would be pleased that actually Flandre loves him so much before he turns into a pile of ashes.

"You know how you still have that pile of fluff that used to be a favorite bear? Same sort of thing."

"I'm sorry, but they were sold out of Ran's MofuMofu. Not a good replacement?"

..."My cause of death?"

"Who are you, and how did you get into my house?"

I like to imagine that Flandre is showing that to Riesen.

And it all ends in a d'aww-worthy and sad yet heartwarming scene.

Only a master talker can get himself out of this.

Is Flan trying to mimic Dan's taunt in Street Fighter Alpha?

Provided this is your first offence, wouldn't it be wiser to own up? You might get away with simply one arm or a leg blown off.

-"That is magazine... with Reisen in the front... She's actually naked..."

"That is an adult book, Flan. I have no excuse."
Taken a few Danmaku or "Kyuu" then make up with her.
By the way, I am one of those few who is almost invincible so...
Apologize after the beating is the best choice

*Gives a highly specific, technically correct answer that contributes nothing to the issue at hand.*

"...My urgent need for someone to invent a practical means of interstellar travel in the next five seconds??"