Might as well post the first few.

お兄ちゃ～ん
Brooother.

ん？なんだいワカメ
Hm? What, Wakame?

あのね・・・今日、クラスのみんなが話していたんだけどね・・・
Um... we were all talking about it in class, but...

オナニーってなに？？？
What's fapping???