League of underused champions and I own all of them...

"Honorary surplus [champions] president"
"C'mere, c'mere, I knew you guys would come to this place. Hahahaha, especially you, Syndra."
"I went easy on them because they were so unskilled!"
"It's just that idiotic and useless summoners cannot control my power!"

I would put it on translation box, but i can't drag on phone.

Thank you Izkael! I added the translation provided by you.