The first line of the Japanese version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer goes:
"The red-nosed reindeer was always everyone's laughingstock."

She changed it to:
"The red-eyed Yuudachi-chan was always Admiral's dakimakura."

Tempted to change the last note there to "What."

Mithiwithi said:

Tempted to change the last note there to "What."

Done. It sounds much clearer.

Now I'm tempted to change it to "Wut."

Shoot. That feel when you're a T-kun who is exactly doing what Poi Kai Ni is singing :V

Added this and a few other Yuudachi Yume no Owari pics to the '(Tentative) Pet Dog' pool, on account of similar subject matter. Feel free to remove them if they don't fit.