"...5 million Japanese are reported missing and thought to be dead in the super-tsunamis caused by the impact of Haruhi's left nipple in the central Pacific..."
"...5 million Japanese are reported missing and thought to be dead in the super-tsunamis caused by the impact of Haruhi's left nipple in the central Pacific..."
"...5 million Japanese are reported missing and thought to be dead in the super-tsunamis caused by the impact of Haruhi's left nipple in the central Pacific..."
"Is this the first natural disaster caused by Japanese schoolgirls with godlike powers?"
"Well, there was Typhoon Yurie a few years ago, but that storm avoided making landfall at the last minute, so there were no casualties."
