Dear Journal, Today, I made a real idiot of myself, but it was worth it.
Walking along the street, I happened across a tall, mysterious creature in a box. She was absolutely adorable! ...too adorable, as a matter of fact, for as I stared at her shy, yet hopeful smile, I had a lapse in my sanity; I lunged for her, box and all, picked her up and ran down the street, screaming at the top of my lungs, "MINE!!!"
...I'll write to you more about her later on, once I've come back from court, having finished paying my ticket for disturbing the peace and, somehow, public drunkenness.
