Ah... this is a dock time joke that I only got the third time I read it...
Destroyers and subs dock for very short periods of time, so they can easily "bathe" in about an hour, but carriers like Akagi are notorious for their 8+ hour docking and repair times. In short, Akagi's primed to get tentacle raped every single outing she doesn't get a repair bucket.
I put some tentacles in your dock (bathhouse). Don't worry!!
These are good tentacles. Just what do we do about this!!
I can't go into something like this!!Ah, but if you stay for longer than three hours then it'll attack you.If you submerge yourself into it, then it'll give you a full body massage. It's an excellent aromatherapy that'll help you relax!!
I gave it a try myself.So be careful. Each scratch takes 30 minutesWhat the hell are you doing, you stupid Admiral!!
Nanodesu!!slperchslporch
