...isn't the dolphin going to drown if he stays upside-down like that for too long?

Insanity_Demon said:

...isn't the dolphin going to drown if he stays upside-down like that for too long?

Hush, logic has no place here.

Bottlenose dolphins only need to breathe once every ten minutes -- he'll be okay.

(This sort of image always makes me remember that dolphins have prehensile penises. Goodness.)