Lady, at this point I think he'd have preferred you call in sick. Sick in the head.

[Charisma 60%] I always loved you... untie me so I can embrace you!
[Speech 15%] Joke's on you girl! I'm sterile! *sweat*
[Strength 2%] Don't make me break through these ropes!
[Endurance 0%] Ha! You can't make me cum!
[Intelligence 25%] Unhand me wench, or face the consequences of adolescent parenthood at your own peril!
[Science 12%] Wait! I have an experimental aphrodisiac in my inventory. Let me go and we can use it to feel even better!
[Lockpick 45%] My hands are really dexterous! I'm sure they will feel much better!