Eating tights... That's a new take on the tights fetish.
Obviously we're making a stew with them.Don't say that kind of thing, because you have staple food that you can eat!What the heck are you guys doing with the tights I gave to you!Eh... What are we doing with them, you say..Why do you want to eat my tights?
You can't eat those!WAIT!N- NO... I don't understand
I don't want to hear anything about you eating my tights!they were cold so we thought we'd heat them up and eat them.