Well... to be fair ya silly battleship, you were simply retrofitted and reformatted from being a battlecruiser to a battleship whilst the Iowa was a post-dread battleship from the get-go.

Geez Kongou you are still a pretty good size, calm down its not the end of the world.

I don't remember who I heard say it first but, "anything more than a handful is a waste."

"The Allure of a Maiden in Love Isn't Only In Her Chest!"

Calm your literal tits!
Don't forget about Atago!
Yours are still awesome.

Kongo's is functional and hand sizes.

Iowa would be top heavy and "too big" if the rest of her wasn't proportioned like she is.

Frankly Kongou, at Iowa's size, they're pretty much a liability anyways.