"You saw nothing. There weren't any youkai invading the village. Fred did not get eaten by a giant rice bowl."

"Nooooo, Freeeeeeed!!"

But Fred was a Time Lady. She should regenerate....

It was short for Romanadvoratrelundar. Well it was that or Romana, and she preferred to be called Fred.

All right Marisa, there was no Nue. The fantastic object you saw in the sky was not a palanquin ship. Magic from Makai was trapped in a Hell geysir and reflected the light of the lunatic Moon.