Um... you have a croissant on your head.

You know you're in fan-fiction land when that pickup line worked.

Not that I'm complaining...

Dear diary today the ass was fat

Um... you have a croissant on your head.

Well shoot! I better get my asshole inspected then!

The anus is nicely subtle. It could be clearer, but it's not at all my thing when the artist has a preference toward a bordeaux colored, curled-up rubber band either.