I'll be damned...

Perfect.. As they both suck. But hey that's my opinion

Steven Seagal is a holy man.

• This is what Buddhists actually believe. *

Steps to Buddha holiness:
Be a giant
Be a 9th dan aikido blackbelt
Beat your wife.

This is awesome! It's so true, they're both so alike; they are both full of themselves yet are shitty fighters. Made me ROFL

To give him credit, of the men I trained with that knew or trained with Seagal, they all said he had an incredible grasp of the mechanics and was a fantastic fighter... as much as one fights with Aikido anyway.

He's still a dick by all accounts though.

wow i didn't know about the beating his wife part... isn't he married to Kelly Lebrock, why'd he want to do that to her?

Steven Seagal fucking sucks. My dream is for him to have an all-out fight with Jackie Chan and get his ass handed to him.

Would you settle for him getting killed by the star of the old hit series "Kung-Fu"?

Ah, MADtv.

miragio said:
Would you settle for him getting killed by the star of the old hit series "Kung-Fu"?

you mean David Carradine? i remember that one Mad tv as well.

Did anyone get that guy's name?

I think it was "Will Halpu"

http://www.sangyetashiling.dk/kt/seagal.htm

Now if only Seagal could do an Otoko Michi in real life... this would be perfect.

Also OYAJIIIIIII!!!!

0_o
Holy shit...it makes so much sense now...

miragio said:
Would you settle for him getting killed by the star of the old hit series "Kung-Fu"?

Dragon_Samurai said:
you mean David Carradine? i remember that one Mad tv as well.

I wonder if these comments qualify for the Hilarious in Hindsight pool and/or the irony tag?