"What are these people running from!? THEY'RE NOT! They're running TO the World's Toughest Competition in Town! Today, we have the Ship-Girls taking on against the Abyssals. It's a classic battle of sea floaters versus deep dwellers! Get fired up for MXC - Most EXtreme Elimination Challenge! And now, here are your two hosts that know nothin' of boats - Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romanoooooo!"
