Make your own police joke.

who's doing the arresting?

I'd do the same, those nipples are worth protecting.

Band aid always does the job.
It covers the nipples yet give off a naughty appearance at the same time.
Hell, it has even been done.

Котенок said:

Band aid always does the job.
It covers the nipples yet give off a naughty appearance at the same time.
Hell, it has even been done.

You, sir, have great taste.

"Nipples are completely my mind!"

... @Paracite, I think forgot a word or two in this line.