This kinda reminds me of Archer/Rin

I am the keeper of my shop.
Junk is my body, and curiosity is my blood.
I have collected over a thousand items.
Known to purpose.
Yet not known to operation.
Have withstood youkai to amass many artifacts.
Yet, those hands will never sell anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Collection Works."

RaisingK said:
I am the keeper of my shop.
Junk is my body, and curiosity is my blood.
I have collected over a thousand items.
Known to purpose.
Yet not known to operation.
Have withstood youkai to amass many artifacts.
Yet, those hands will never sell anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Collection Works."

You, my friend, win the net for the day.

I normally can't encourage these self-made parodies, but you, have surpassed that.

In other words, fu*kin lol!

Then you should encourage more people throwing out some Creativity

Midoryu said:
This kinda reminds me of Archer/Rin

Pretty sure that's what the author was going for.