Can't unsee ;_;

OH GOD
WHY
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?!

he wuvs youuuu

O____O

Well, there goes any hope of a good night's sleep.

Ever.

Tingle tingle kooloo-limpah!

Dear christ, and I thought the official character design for Tingle was terrifying.

Somehow, the original is creepier. :/

HES ALWAYS WATCHING YOU FROM HIS BALLOON
ALWAYS.

I don't know why, but this doesn't scare me. Just makes me laugh really hard.

I can't believe this freaking abomination has more DS games than Zelda.