And now I'm having flashbacks to the instructions printed on the envelope that the cheap chopsticks from Chinese restaurants in the US used to come in. "Hold this - move this - now you can pick up anything!"
(The other side of the envelope had a magnificently badly-translated little text blurb on it, which I still remember all these years later because it was just so deliriously, wonderfully incoherent. "Please enjoy your Nice Chinese Food with Chopstick, the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual." My college friends and I used to have dramatic readings; one of the others could do the most amazing Sir Laurence Olivier with it. :)
