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SirDrkSha said:
Congratulations!!!! you win a loli!!!

Yay! I shall raise her until she develops into a woman (then have my way with her).

Aww, but it'd be spoiled by then. You're supposed to use them immediately for guaranteed freshness.

No no no, zigzag. Lolis ripen with age, like scotch. Open one before it hits 20 years, and it's weak and unsatisfying.

You know, with proper care and feeding, lolis can be fully enjoyed throughout their lifespans. No reason to limit yourself to either the loli or the post-loli stages.