"After some uncertainty about the details, it was decided that Caspar would marry into Bernadetta's family, seeing as she had claim to house Varley. The two had a chaotic reign, with a marriage to match. Each time Caspar caused some incident, Bernadetta would demand promises as recompense. Over time, these oaths accumulated to such a great number that it became necessary to compile them, and the resulting document became known as the '47 Articles of Bernie.' Among these Articles was the provision that, when counting their large quantity of children, Caspar was not to accidentally count his wife among them."
