Now this is some advanced copy-paste technique that would make even Bkub blush.
If it wasn't for some slight changes, I'd say it was a straight copy and paste job.
Please, let me throughhh...A TYPHOON IS COMING!!?Croquettes, please!We gotta get some croquettes!If it's croquettes you want, I've got it!They're saying the strongest typhoon ever is approaching...It'd be bad if we didn't prepare beforehand.Gimme a flashlight and handheld radio!We're all sold out of emergency supplies...Could I have some glass cloth tape, please!A hazard map, please!Seriously, there's nothing left!!