Translated. There's probably a mistake or two in there; feel free to fix it up.

My money's on Tsukasa.

Kikimaru said:
My money's on Tsukasa.

same here always got the vibe that she'd go yandere or some shit like that. always acting bubbly to lower everyone's guard.

See, I'd rather watch this anime than Lucky Star.

Ratoslov said:
See, I'd rather watch this anime than Lucky Star.

From what I have seen there is not a single fan made work that is not in some way better than the original.

Corollary to Godwin's Law: As the length of a Lucky Star thread increases, the probability of it being trolled approaches one.

I must add that Tsukasa does have breasts; just ones a bit smaller than her sister's quite modest pair; now if Evil!Miyuki said that to Konata or Minami; that'd be closer bust wise, not brain wise though (Minami seems pretty bright her self, and Konata's quite smart, but very lazy)

I just noticed Konata's ahoge is freaking out. So what does "ku-runi" mean?

Mauvais: it means "coolly", literally, but in this case it means "Keep your cool" or thereabouts. I added that and adjusted Konata's first line a bit as well, but I don't think it sounds quite natural yet. She's saying the points she got from this test are horrible even for her in the sense that she usually gets at least a little bit better number of points.

Those are some of the best expressions I've ever seen. They're so spot on perfect I laugh with every glance. From accurate to the show to flipping out, I'd love to see this animated.

that would be amazing I would love to see that myself

if the anime woulda had that kinda miyuki, i think i would have survived more than 11 episodes. her evil expression is just drawn so perfectly, i love it.

That'll be mountains of bodies, rivers of blood.