I'll translate next week, but the short of it is:

The Chi-Hatans are fighting because one group thinks pineapple should go in sweet-and-sour pork, and the other group thinks they should be left out. This same argument (pineapple for/against) is enough to cause a split in Team Anglerfish which they decide to settle with tankery.

• For pineapple:
• Takebe Saori
• Isuzu Hana
• Akiyama Yukari
• Against pineapple:
• Nishizumi Miho
• Reizei Mako
• Unknown:
• The Chi-Hatans

Uh-oh! The Anglerfish Team are having a fallout...?

Sounds kind of reminiscent of the Hawaiian pizza debate.

Mako and Miho not having taste for a nice contrasting sweet and sour...
Accurate.