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I find it odd that the only thing written with Roman letters is Mima's name on her school swimsuit... I don't know that I've ever seen that before either, even in hard-translated stuff.

Ok I tried. Feel free to fix anything I got wrong.

Wakie said:
Mai waifu call me on telephone in Gensokyo.

He's not actually present, but he's still interacting with the picture, so does the artist_self_insert tag apply?