Yet...

So what if my lifestyle and circadian rhythm are off-sync with other people? Doesn't. Matter.

Carrot flavor

Food? Anything will do, so long as it has the nutrients.

Research is everything to me. Being immersed in my research is precisely what brings me joy.

Carrot Jelly

cheep

I've hadn't even once cooked a proper meal.

Calorie Mate

Papa! Are we having carrot curry today?

cheep

I told you it would be dangerous!

Sorry for the wait.

And how many times do I have to tell her to stop playing with my glassware before she gets it?

Doing things like playing in the park? A complete waste of time.

BWUAAAAAAAAAAA—

WUAAAAAAAAA!