-looks at my watch-...They should have been dead 300 times over...really two immortals battling "To the Death" is like watching paint dry during a hurricane.

As in... the red gets all over the place? Or it's a stupid idea and you should seek shelter? You leave me confused, sir...

I think he means that it would never get dry, the rain and all.
*Sherlock mode activate*

Would love for someone to anímate a fight of this, would take an eternity to do