Except, of course, instead of guiding my hand to her tiddies for a good squeeze, she fucking reported me to my boss and got me written up, the spiteful bitch.
I think I’ll stick to anime chicks, thank you very much.
We all know where this is heading. ... You getting kicked out of the gym for sexual harassment, while taking two to the face from a woman who can fold you in half.
Except, of course, instead of guiding my hand to her tiddies for a good squeeze, she fucking reported me to my boss and got me written up, the spiteful bitch.
You sure your not projecting? I work at a supermarket and I've never had a Co-worker or Customer reported me before...
You sure your not projecting? I work at a supermarket and I've never had a Co-worker or Customer reported me before...
No, I’m not. She was blonde, she was hot, she was beautiful, she was gloriously muscular, she had a bust very similar to the lady in this picture and, her clothes were not only barely existent, they were practically sprayed on.
And, she kept sticking her damn chest out, even while I was making very obvious (and very painful) efforts to look away.
Unfortunately for me, in spite of my valiant attempt to avert disaster, nothing short of scooping my eyes out with a melon baller in her presence would have measured up to her satisfaction. All it took was a two-second glance at her breath-taking chest from me for her to go behind my back and play the victim-of-misogyny-sexism card to my employer.
No, I’m not. She was blonde, she was hot, she was beautiful, she was gloriously muscular, she had a bust very similar to this one’s and, her clothes were not only barely existent, they were practically sprayed on.
And, she kept sticking her damn chest out, even while I was making very obvious (and very painful) efforts to look away.
Unfortunately for me, in spite of my valiant attempt to avert disaster, nothing short of scooping my eyes out with a melon baller in her presence would have measured up to her satisfaction. All it took was a two-second glance at her breath-taking chest from me for her to go behind my back and play the victim-of-misogyny-sexism card to my employer.
Spiteful. Fucking. Bitch.
Because this is undoubtedly an accurate and unbiased account of events.
Because this is undoubtedly an accurate and unbiased account of events.
-she had a bust very similar to this one’s and, her clothes were not only barely existent, they were practically sprayed on. -she kept sticking her damn chest out -All it took was a two-second glance at her breath-taking chest from me for her to go behind my back and play the victim-of-misogyny-sexism card to my employer. Chronically online coomer spotted. I think it's time to actually talk to women, pal
