I lol'd but it doesn't deserve epic tag. Fixing.

eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I am sure this is out of context, but I simply cannot imagine a context on which this is anything but crazy talk.

Chicken is awesome.

Especially giant pink fire-breathing dragon hybrid ones

A chicken did WHAT for your WHO, now?

Super Chicken??