I'm not sure about this page, cause things like "otoko wa tamaru" (guys collect it) aren't in my dictionary and I have to use Google to figure out if it really means "building up" in the euphemistic sense or something completely different.

But when Kyon says "imposing presence" (literally just "presence" as in "I felt someone's presence", sonzaikan) or "power" for various people's breasts, or "fighting strength" (as in a nation's fighting strength) for Asahina's dick, I don't think that I'm translating it wrong, he's just being random.

Contradiction said:
I'm not sure about this page, cause things like "otoko wa tamaru" (guys collect it) aren't in my dictionary and I have to use Google to figure out if it really means "building up" in the euphemistic sense or something completely different.

溜る is sexual slang. Yes, it means literally "getting backed-up", a.k.a. going too long without sex or jerking off.

But when Kyon says "imposing presence" (literally just "presence" as in "I felt someone's presence", sonzaikan) or "power" for various people's breasts, or "fighting strength" (as in a nation's fighting strength) for Asahina's dick, I don't think that I'm translating it wrong, he's just being random.

Not exactly random, just picturesque speech.

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room, you'd notice her right away - especially in a pettanko-land like a Japanese high school. Breasts = attention = presence.
And, of course, the association of dick size with fighting prowess is nothing new, culturally, to pretty much any part of the world. Both are symbols of masculinity.

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room, you'd notice her right away - especially in a pettanko-land like a Japanese high school.

W--what, that's not very nice ﾟДﾟ

Also, I have a bitter hatred of italics, so I took out your italics and put them in Taniguchi's lunch. I hope that's okay. :3

"I've used the mental image of my little sister for wank material."

Woah.

That is... not something I expected from Kyon. Or maybe the author is just one of those people who doesn't get how siblings feel about that. (Japan seems to have a lot.)

^This

even though this doujin is ecchi, i was hoping that there was nothing sexual about kyon's sister. Even with stuff like this, there are lines which you should not cross.

That sounds a bit hypocritical though, considering all the other lines these doujins cross, innit?

I've long put it down that all these are meant to be fantasies for people who have never experienced the truth of them in real life...

I definitely agree that that line is creepy. Actually, it's creepy enough that my original translation of that bubble was "To tell the truth, for myself... What the hell, Kyon! I'm not writing that."

Cruentus said:
"I've used the mental image of my little sister for wank material."

Woah.

That is... not something I expected from Kyon. Or maybe the author is just one of those people who doesn't get how siblings feel about that. (Japan seems to have a lot.)

Not just the statement itself, but the way he says it. almost like hes analyzing it like some kind of experiment of science. There are limits to how practical one should be

Kyon isn't saying he uses Haruhi and his sister that way. He is saying that he's been forced to orgasm by Haruhi's "adjustment" to his body and the PHYSICAL actions of his sister (see a few pages down).