RiderFan said: I've taken being flung against a wall, smashed with a hammer, pummeled many times, etc... I welcome the original Master Spark.
I can relate to you, my sister is also a twisted minion of satan who enjoys watching me sustain damage whether from a board to the front bumper of the car.
walterjones2 said: Want to warm a lady? Offer her a cup of tea.
This is actually the way to go. Side materials imply Yuka only goes psycho on people who piss her off or damage her flowers. Under normal circumstances, she can be quite friendly, if a little creepy. Just don't upset her and you can have a wonderful conversation.