OMG it happens with, like... 99% of the people playing the game for 1st time XD

And if he doesn't do the job then the Dragon God will give you a good falcon punch

God, I did the same thing and pretty much that happened.

And if you do beat him, the next room kills you.

VanillaGUI said:
OMG it happens with, like... 99% of the people playing the game for 1st time XD

That puts me in the 1% area then.

chronolizzard said:
And if you do beat him, the next room kills you.

Don't remind me... I was on top of the world after my (hard fought) victory over the Vanguard and ready to take on anything. I get to the next room, then *WHAM!!!* I get punched the fuck out by the Dragon God without any chance fight back (I hate automatic losses)!

End Result:
I died.
I got depressed.
I dropped my PS3 controller...
...And then I got pissed.

Damn dude you're good :o

Vanguard is like the Greeter.

"WELCOME TO DEMON'S SOULS, BITCH!!" *smash* *crunch*

kemuridama said:
Vanguard is like the Greeter.

"WELCOME TO DEMON'S SOULS, BITCH!!" *smash* *crunch*

SO true. You're playing through the tutorial, going all "pfft, this is EASY!". Then he one shots you. And that's just the BEGINNING of the fun.

I just noticed the duck