"Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'd certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16-ounce world"
serioush said: "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe she will settle near me so I can pet her, and stick her in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what she's used to. And I'd certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because she's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe her, and she won't be doing much in his 16-ounce world"
serioush said: "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'd certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16-ounce world"
I wracked my brain for about five munutes trying to remember who that was. Steven Wright, one of the last true comic geniuses.
