"sealed away in The Cell for being a pain in the godly behind"

theory: euphemism for some kind of major rebellion

reality: scratches on the door, barks at night, poop on the carpet

We already have the perfect mama-doggo to keep them in check.

Monki said:

We already have the perfect mama-doggo to keep them in check.

Almost thought you were referring to another, rather reluctant, mama doggo...

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No one really talks about the HoloDogs nearly as much we talk about the HoloBirds, despite being at least 7 of them.