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ronald mcdonald and colonel sanders (mcdonald's and 2 more) drawn by ikumo_taisuke

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    ジャン＝カタ

    ジャン=カタは、アメリカ合衆国・メタボリック党隷下の「カーネル・サンダース」と「ドナルド・マクドナルド」と呼ばれる特殊販売員が使用する接客術である。第三次世界大戦までの顧客データの統計に基き、常に客の死角に回りそのクレームを回避しつつ、最小のサービスで最大の売上を得るという概念に立脚している。【民明書房刊『喰うか喰われるか!!世界食通事情』より】

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    KFC: You can be reasonably sure what you order (assuming it isn't something boneless) came from some form of dead bird that was killed within the last 150 years (e.g. since refrigeration became practical around 1866), due to the presence of bird bones. The gravy and stuff on the other hand... uh... good luck with that (it does go well with the fries which beat McDonalds fries hands down, but who knows what's in it?)

    McDonalds: God help you, because even someone with an MD cannot do much for you.

    Addendum: These cases do not apply in Chinese McDonalds or KFC outlets, or most Asian ones for that matter.

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