youre about to drop all that expensive food and drink you fucking worthless idiot

King_Shit said:
youre about to drop all that expensive food and drink you fucking worthless idiot

Nothing that 1 million yens cant repair, you idiot!

Every day you drop a dish like that I'm going to remove one of your teeth without anesthetic. So if you want to have a pearly white smile, don't drop the plates and dishes. And I had damned sure better not hear about you dropping food. I'm not even going to say what I'll do to you if you drop food. It won't be pleasant.

For the love of fuck man, what's with the hate? Did she kill your dad of something?

Women without teath give good blowjobs because they can't accidently (or purposely) bite your penis, Barefeet.

Abyssal_Bleakness said:
Women without teath give good blowjobs because they can't accidently (or purposely) bite your penis, Barefeet.

Doors don't usually have teeth, either, but getting your dick caught in one closing with momentum still wouldn't feel very good.

I had a great-grandmother that had no teeth, and she could gum a steak as fast as a normal person could chew it. Think about that.

I should have said 'can't accidently or purposely bite your penis OFF'. That would have been more correct and a truer representation of what I actually meant. Also biting without teeth would hurt a lot less.

Quite the balancing act.