If these sorts of photos start circulating, then there won't be anything left for my family and me to talk about at the dinner table!! If I have to go as far as posing for these kinds of photo shoots...I'd rather quit being an idol!!... I was wrong.It really gives off a "The Bold Pole Shogun" feel!
"The Bold Pole Shogun" is a parody of "Abarenbou Shougun (The Bold Shogun)," a Japanese TV program.
"Abarenbou" means "Bold," and "Bou" means "Pole."
Producer!! Just recently you forced this palm tree onto me, but I'd like to give it back now!Gyaooon!Trying to hide you away with a palm tree was a foolish idea...Having just seen your true form right now, I have decided... From now on the people should see you as you really are!!If I wear a swimsuit...Everyone'll know that I'm a boy~!In fact, if you really flaunt it then you will hardly stand out at all.Ryou-san's palm tree is really amazing, isn't it?"Do you forget the face of your lord?"
Lines from "Abarenbou Shougun."Dedede~
De~de~de~
De~~~n
BGM from "Abarenbou Shougun."Akizuki-kun... I'm sorry for mistaking you for a boy. Looking at you in a swimsuit, it is obvious that you're female!Ryou, trying to hide things often makes it more likely that they will be discovered.If you read the four-koma strip to the left you might just get a basic plot summary.Isn't it giving off a bit of a black lustre?Ta-da~~~!!Bam!*pant* *pant*The Producer... listened to what I had to say!?I'm glad I went ahead and blurted it out!At this rate I might even be allowed to debut as a male idol!You don't even have to use a palm tree in the first place to not stand out at all.At that size, I doubt anyone will notice that you have a bulge, so you don't have to worry.Your body has grown, but it seems down there you haven't changed since you were a child...Well then, Ryou-kun!! I'll be waiting with a new song for you to sing, so I hope you'll give me the response I want!I~ ma~ me~ za~ shite~ ku~
Watashi~ dakeno~ suto~ ri~
Lyrics of "HELLO!!"
"Right~ now~ I'm~ striving~ for~
My~ story~"And so it seemed that the photo shoot would end without any problems... But many dangers were still awaiting Ryou-chin!Don't you think Ryou-san looks the strongest with both cuteness and the palm tree's ruggedness?
"Burontism" references -> "And if a Paladin possesses a Gluttony Sword with a hand, he looks the strongest with both of holy and dark power."I might be overstepping myself here, but forget about all that's happened in the past and come star in my show! I need a genius like you for its future!
