OH GOD YES

SHINJI-BURGER SHINJI-BURGER HAHA

So Porkchop is PenPen, Skeeter is Choji, Mr. Dink is Fuyutsuki, [add your own here].

Would not have predicted this.

This is the most best thing!

What

OH MY GOD! I laughed so hard.

"I'll have you know, Doug, that these EVAs are very expensive".

The first thing that came to mind was "OH E OOOH KILLER TOFUUUUUU" Man, I miss Doug

The scary part: I'm sure that this would've likely happened in the series had it still been airing new episodes today.