It's easy work, indoors, and I guarantee you won't go bored, because at the end of the day, as long as you own all the books in Gensokyo, someone's gonna want to steal 'em."
*someone fill in this spot for me please*
"*on the phone with Remilia* But master, I'm not a hikikomori, I'm asthmatic!
Well, the difference being one's a medical condition and the other's a social disorder!
I'll be honest with you, my master does not care for me."
androphobe77 said: "Being a librarian's a good job, mate.
It's easy work, indoors, and I guarantee you won't go bored, because at the end of the day, as long as you own all the books in Gensokyo, someone's gonna want to steal 'em."
*someone fill in this spot for me please*
"*on the phone with Remilia* But master, I'm not a hikikomori, I'm asthmatic!
Well, the difference being one's a medical condition and the other's a social disorder!
I'll be honest with you, my master does not care for me."
androphobe77 said: "Being a librarian's a good job, mate.
It's easy work, indoors, and I guarantee you won't go bored, because at the end of the day, as long as you own all the books in Gensokyo, someone's gonna want to steal 'em."
*someone fill in this spot for me please*
"*on the phone with Remilia* But master, I'm not a hikikomori, I'm asthmatic!
Well, the difference being one's a medical condition and the other's a social disorder!
I'll be honest with you, my master does not care for me."
*shoots Suika's gourd, shattering it and stabbing her in the face and eyes*
Suika: GAAAAGHRAAAGH!
*starts shooting grenades everywhere, falls onto some exploding barrels*
Patchouli: Ooooh...
Also...
*cut to Sakuya with a shocked look on her face, with a bloody knife blade sticking through her chest*
I can't think of a good Touhou version of "Feelings? You know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy!"
Byakugan01 said: Feelings? You know who's got alot of feelings? Gals that sit in dimly lit rooms making vodoo dolls of the girl they like. Librarians have standards.
KichiroT said: Feelings? You know who's got a lot of feelings? Gals who blast their problems away with oversized lasers. Real magicians have standards.
Shintear said: why was patchy chosen to be the sniper anyway?
At a guess... doesn't move a lot, usually works alone, polite yet snarky, has a plan, weak constitution (ie 125HP), would rather have as much distance between her and any distinct threat as possible (SA)...
"Boom. Danmaku'd." [MEET THE PATCHY] "Magician's a good job, y'know. Challenging work, indoors; I guarantee you'll not get bored, 'cause, end of the day, as long as there's even a shred of mana left in the world, someone's gonna want it converted into magic." [Headshots Yuyuko, bullet hits Suika's gourd, shattering it and stabbing her in the eye, making her shoot grenades wildly as she falls into explosive barrels.] "Ooh..." [Patchouli at a payphone] "Remi... Remi, I'm a...! I'm not a witch, Remilia, I'm a magician! Well, the difference being one's a job and the other's a sick delusion!" "I'll be honest with you... My friends do not care for it." [Floats up to watchtower] "...I think her shikigami saw me." [Gunshots] "Yes! Yes, she did!" [Camping montage, cuts to Sakuya with a kukri through her chest] "Feelings? Look, pal. You know who has a lot of feelings? Gals who blast their problems away with huge lasers. Real magicians have standards. Be polite." [Patchouli doffing her hat] [Headshots Eirin] "Be efficient." [Headshots Reimu and Mokou] "Have a plan to "mukyuu" everyone you meet." [TOUHOU FORTRESS 2] "...Remi? Remi, p... Put Meiling on the phone..."
(Thanks to the clever individuals who came up with certain lines.)
SupertrainerSylvant said: [Headshots Yuyuko, bullet hits Suika's gourd, shattering it and stabbing her in the eye, making her shoot tiny Suikas wildly as she falls into explosive barrels.]
"Danmaku'd" doesn't sound right. Either "Spell Break" or "Dead Parrot" would be better terms for eliminating someone Touhou-style.
I also liked the "store any book you see" version better, since "mukyuu" as a verb doesn't make any real sense, and playing up the librarian role (as wildly out-of-place as it is,) is a bit more amusing.
Byakugan01 said: Feelings? You know who's got alot of feelings? Gals that sit in dimly lit rooms making vodoo dolls of the girl they like. Librarians have standards.
