EIRIN: They said I could be anything I wanted, so I started making bad jokes!

I felt like being a comedian, but the only jokes I knew were puns.

It'd be perfect if it wasn't for the shitty NEET joke at the end.

She could've been a gastrointerologist, but she didn't have the guts. And don't even ask why she couldn't be a neurologist.

I know your pain Kaguya... those things just don't die!
*ignoring the horrible medical puns*

Have to admit, his jokes are subpar and he bastardizes Touhou with stupid dialogue, shamefully lame sexual jokes and by trying too hard (especially with the tl;dr pages). At least the artist acknowledges that his jokes are unfunny in meta using Eirin as his author avatar. I'll give him that.

THE_GREAT_EQUINOX said:
Have to admit, his jokes are subpar and he bastardizes Touhou with stupid dialogue, shamefully lame sexual jokes and by trying too hard (especially with the tl;dr pages). At least the artist acknowledges that his jokes are unfunny in meta using Eirin as his author avatar. I'll give him that.

Geez you're overly judgemental you know that?

BadRoad said:
She could've been a gastrointerologist, but she didn't have the guts. And don't even ask why she couldn't be a neurologist.

She wanted to be an optometrist, but she didn't have an eye for it.
Then she wanted to be an andrologist but she didn't have the balls.
...Okay, I'm sorry.

She wanted to be a chiropractic, but she couldn't fit
...
Guys, I think it's spreading

jagus12 said:

She wanted to be a chiropractic, but she couldn't squeeze it into her schedule.

Fixed. Also:

"I could've been a pediatrician, but I was never a good kidder."

Bonus:
"I always wanted to be in autopsy, but I guess I never could..."
*sunglasses*
"...get my results dead on."

I never wanted to be a dentist, though. That job bites.

Sunglasses all 'round, everybody.