Ya know, not to be impolite, but sometimes a gal will do some kissin' on the ears which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater'll just roll outta there unexpected.

Gundaago said:

Ya know, not to be impolite, but sometimes a gal will do some kissin' on the ears which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater'll just roll outta there unexpected.

By tater do you mean wax ?